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Steve Buscemi's lava lamp is the real star of this movie and possibly has more backstory and personality than any other character.Anyway, it's not a great day at the eugenics factory."BUT THAT WOULD RUIN EVERYTHING," Michael Bay hisses while punching a steak and listening to AC/DC. The island is a hologram powered by the big fan from Willy Wonka's factory, which seems like a lot of effort when you could just have fake windows.Michael Bay continues to THRIVE racially and gender-wise. This movie thus far has had two Black characters with more than one line - Yvette Nicole Brown as a sassy® receptionist with no name, and Michael Clarke Duncan as a terrified man who needs to be tranquilized and mocked by his white captors."BUT IT'S ABOUT THE ILLUSION," Michael Bay cackles while setting fireworks off on his ab roller. But at least their backs are experiencing a nice breeze and showing us the women have no bras on, which they do because those things are staying high and tight.BUT THERE IS NO TIME FOR THAT IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER NIGHTMARE MONTAGE OF WATER, BOATS, A BAD MAN, WALL THROWING, MICHAEL BAY AIR GUITARING IN THE EDITING BAY SO EXCITED HE IS BY HIS OWN CHOICES. Scarlett Johansson won the lottery and is going to the organ farm island of misfit body parts.This movie doesn’t even have Peter Graves in it OR one of the Bewitched Darrins. The creators of Parts: The Clonus Horror sued DreamWorks for ganking their whole entire plot and DreamWorks tried to have it thrown out but given that it is THE SAME MOVIE and ScarJo's performance is even wide-eyedly similar to that movie's blonde love interest, yeah, Clonus earned that settlement.OH GOOD, EVEN UTOPIAN CLONE-LAND HAS WAITRESSES IN SKIMPY DRESSES SERVING DRINKS TO MEN.Parts: The Clonus Horror, however, does not feature ScarJo and Ewan McGregor punching each other a bunch while wearing leather pants, so you make the call which is better.Nerds like me will note this is the literal exact plot of Parts: The Clonus Horror.
We learn that the residents of this … white place with many Pumas … is actually a compound of clones, and "going to the island" means their organs are to be harvested for their wealthy human non-clone counterparts."What’s God?" We're in "what is … kiss?" territory now.STEVE BUSCEMI! This movie just got infinitely better.They had to fix her wizened and ancient 21-year-old face, the old crone. Scarlett Johansson's forehead is basically CGI which is BONKERS as she was 21 when this movie came out.Subtlety is not Michael Bay's specialty but Ewan's "there's gotta be more to life" (Stacie Orrico™) is being slammed in our faces so hard it's leaving an imprint of Ewan's forehead mole on mine.I am more buttcringe than person right now. Sean Bean just syringe dropped robot ants into Ewan's eyes and my entire lower body just sucked up inside of itself.He also knows what French toast and powdered sugar are which I feel like doesn’t make sense. Ewan McGregor is The One Person In Every Sci-Fi Utopia Who Questions His Situation.I wish that had been Game of Thrones' final season - everyone skating on Dead Ned's Head. Sean Bean's hair is so slick you could skate on it.It is said the producers went mad, MAD I SAY! I am literally just typing what I assume to be Michael Bay's sniffly and fast-talking pitch for this movie. Her superpower is being nice and getting bacon.
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Because sodium = bad but skin cancer = fine. Everyone is to be pleasant and stay in line and NOT HAVE TOO MUCH SODIUM, EWAN, JESUS. Ostensibly this movie is about people in white tracksuits who listen to opera and are up to win a lottery to go to the titular island, the last pathogen-free zone on Earth. THIS MOVIE IS THE PAST AND PAST IS PROLOGUE. The Island was released in 2005 and takes place in 2019.This whole movie is a bad undergrad poem. He has abs for days and a hundred pairs of Pumas. Ewan McGregor is in a lovely minimalist apartment where his urine is tested (he has high sodium).
The film opens with Scarlett Johansson looking gorgeous on a boat, her silky garments floating around her, before immediately being pulled underwater like a broken Egoiste commercial.And while the utopia of the film is a lie, the FANGRRLtopia is real because this movie has two Ewan McGregors. In this special FANGRRLtopia-edition Deja View, we watched The Island.
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But this one has Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson as clones who learn how to kiss and ride flying motorcycles and do passable Scottish accents. It's your usual Michael Bay fist pump on fire with boobs. In 2005, Michael Bay made a small indie mumblecore film called The Island.
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